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I’m hornie.
Photo by the Stereo Argonaut I'm so hornie Super hornie Just a hornie raver bro Gonna get some horns and glue that shit 2 my head.Would be 'mad alt' if I were some how able to grow horns out of my...
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Kanye West and LeBron James celebrate their global personal brands/being ass...
LeBron James celebrates his new life with Kanye West, creating a controversial meme / think piece for the internet 2 analyze. 2 ass holes trying 2 hard 2 be 'global brands' 2 be 'universally...
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Are the new iPhone 4 commercials trying 2 hard to appeal 2 old Middle...
Apple recently came out with a new iPhone that has a webcam / HD video camera on it, so u can vlog and video chat with other people instead of using the phone in a generic manner. The new ads...
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Thinking abt my humanitarian personal brand
Thinking abt my personal brand and how I am growing older and Am Appy / plaid shirts Zany headbands Fly ass sneakers and bloggable jeans no longer take my prsnl brnd to 'such great heights'Feel like I...
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I bought a hybrid car and a polar bear came 2 my house 2 thank me 4 saving...
</embed>I'm just a polar bear the distant cousin of the Panda Bear Living in the Arctic/Antarctic Every day big pieces of ice that I live on begin 2 melt away kinda sad so many humans ruining my...
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My parents drive a car that makes me look poor/rich/middle-class.
</embed>I remember when I was a child, my parents would drive me to school most mornings, dropping me off to start my day. Even though they didn't realize it because they had 'grown up problems',...
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Does an authentic altbro cut his own hair?
Photos by sexypeoplezone I am the modern alternative bro Cutting my hair I haven't been to 'the barber shoppe' in years I haven't seen the back of my head in years Guessing and checking 2 give myself...
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Will the combination Red Lobster + Olive Garden restaurants 'save' suburbia?
I spend a lot of time and energy h8ing suburbia, wanting to break free from my past, shaking my fist at the mold that created me. However... as I enter the twilight of my twenty-something prime, and...
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Alt Has No Size. Love Has No Size. I am the Plus-Sized Alt Female.
Photo by Grande Fille It's hard 2 be a mainstream female in the modern world But I'm glad I'm alt I can really 'be me'I know there's been tons of 'skinny bitches' in recent alt moviesZooey Deschanel's...
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Are Crusties the most authentic alts in the world?
Sometimes it is important 2 remember that there are alts out there Who don't care abt material things Like srsly don't care abt material things 4 realsies, though And don't take baths and don't ride...
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