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I am the modern alternative bro
Cutting my hair
I haven't been to 'the barber shoppe' in years
I haven't seen the back of my head in years
Guessing and checking
2 give myself an authentic haircut
I do my best to 'get it right'
But it is those imperfections in my hair
that make it the official alt + bro haircut
Paying $9.99 at my local Supercuts just doesn't make sense
When I can buy drugs / alcohol / 2 albums from Amazon MP3
I use progressive techniques 2 give myself a wonderful haircut
I just don't have the time 2 drive to suburbia to pay 4 a haircut at a haircutting franchise 'chain'
I'm not a child
I remember those days sitting in the barber chair
Some of the most intense moments of introspection of my life
"Am I a handsome bro?"
"Do girls want 2 bang me?"
"Will I fingerbang my GF in the movie theatre this weekend?"
My hair is art
I am a conceptual being.
My hair is living performance art
It grows. I cut it.
As I get older, it begins 2 fall out
I am afraid of cutting my own hair
as I 'go bald'
Will I 'shave it all off'
Will I execute a 'ridiculous combover' [via Donnie Trumps]
Fortunately, I don't have a 'real job'
Nor do I have plans 2 get 1 evr
Making my alt haircut 'functional'
Rlly fits in2 my alternative lifestyle
I grow my alt hair out
It is long and beautiful and alt
Then I cut my hair
In2 something short and alt
This bro is me.
This is my haircut.
I am a true altbro.
I cut my own hair.
Do u cut ur own hair?
Do true altbros 'cut their own hair' or do they go 2 a franchise chain barber shop?
Do bros who cut their own hair 'look like shit'?
Would u walk in2 a job interview 4 a 'real job' if u cut ur own hair?
Do alt girls cut their own hair, or does their 'artsy bff' cut their hair?
Should I attend a modern beauty school so I can learn how 2 dye scene kids' hair platinum?
If u cut ur own hair, do u not contribute anything 2 society?
Should I get a flowbee?
Do u manscape ur own pubes or ride Brazi Bikini Wax Waves?